Yours truly.

Dear Gabby Douglas,
You are so stinkin' adorable. I just want to bring you home and squeeze you. That's all.
ps-you're a pretty good gymnast, too. 

Dear John Orozco,
You amaze me. I am so proud of your accomplishments and the sacrifices you have made for your sweet little family. It makes me cry (happy tears) every time you nail a landing and the camera shows your proud parents. Keep up the good work, kid.

Dear AT&T,
I find it very humorous that I signed up for your internet service, and you sent me a router (yes, in the mail) with instructions that said "here, install it yourself." Then, I called to ask if someone could come out here and install it, and you wanted to charge me $150. FALSE! Service disconnected. Poor decision, AT&T. Poor decision.

Dear Brooks Pure Cadence,
Where have you been all my life? I truly believe that you make me faster. I expect big things out of you in October. Make me proud.

Dear blogger girl (that will remain anonymous) who wants to start eating healthy,
Good job in figuring out that Panera Bread is not, in fact, healthy. It makes me laugh, though, that you chose to eat there because it is a "healthy" option, but you ordered mac & cheese, potato chips, and a smoothie. It wasn't until you looked up the calories AFTER you consumed them that you realized that Panera might not be so healthy after all. You've got a bright future ahead!

Dear Sullivan,
Please stop bringing in turds from outside. I found one on the bed (luckily already hardened) that you must have been saving for later. Who taught you that? What kind of friends have you been hanging out with? You are disgusting.

Dear Sophie,
I love cuddling with you, but OMG, it is way too hot right now. If you could just move to your daddy's side of the bed, mommy will sleep much better. Thanks.

(last Olympic shout out)

Dear Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings,
You two ROCK! Not only are you the best at your sport, but you are the epitome of what a true team should be. I love how you encourage each other and are so humble. Thank you for being such great role models. The young athletes need more people like you.